Monday, December 18, 2006

Dumbest Scam Artist I've ever heard from



Some random idiot, (apparently Mr. Bryan Carter of 1428 South Concord St, St. Paul, MN) sent me a cashier's check in the amount of $54oo on saturday. Just got an envelope, with a check and a blank piece of paper inside. A genius plan. Would have been great, except he FORGOT to ASK for anything in return!! Just mail a phony check to a random stranger with no instructions, no contact phone number, no previous contact, nothing. At least he will have trouble getting caught this way, since I have no way to find him (unlisted phone number) . This is one bright scam artist. HA! he thinks, lets see the police catch me with this one. I'll just send money to people, and then hide! What a moron.
TODAYS BARGAIN:
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